Ready for a school day throw back that makes sense present day?
Before you’re permitted to head out for your Thanksgiving festivities, you must sign and date this permission slip. No exceptions. If you forget, you will have to help me clean the blackboard erasers (memories!).
________________ has permission to enjoy and find pleasure during Thanksgiving planning, preparation, and food consumption. I, the undersigned, recognize many of these foods are not commonly available nor do I usually eat around the other event participants. In the event of a potential emergency and I am unable to eat according to my personal body hunger/fullness cues, the individual action in response to the emergency will be held blameless. I hereby give myself permission to not dwell on this nor allow myself to feel guilt. I will trust that my body will work out this kink by sending less hunger cues in the next few days or so as long as I do not mess with this system.